I was thinking of an amicable way to settle the farm dispute. I have searched diligently through the Virginia code, and there doesn't appear to be anything prohibiting my sage advice below.
Here are my suggestions:
-- Spend ONE night in the spring house on Misty Meadows. The first one to chicken out loses (that place always creeped me out...it didn't help that Geoff and Whit used to tell me that the devil lived in there).
-- Each offeror must travel (by car a la Cannonball Run) to Gunnison Utah and purchase a copy of the Gunnison Valley News, take a picture in the town square with said newspaper, and then come back to the Western Sizzlin off of I-64. First one there and back gets the property.
-- Have a spirited game of Yahtzee...Aimee will be the moderator.
-- Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves. If you need a primer, see here:
-- Have a "Yo Momma..." joke-off. Shirley will be the moderator.
-- Or, if none of these work, consent to be subjected to the masterful dispute resolution of a Japanese Gameshow.
Dad, as a lawyer and a male, I would have to advise against the Japanese methods above.
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My favorite is the Gunnison Paper Run. I think grandma would have smiled at that...
HAYES FYI--the devil doesn't live int he pump house. . .he moved, he lives in the apartment below yours.
Geoff
Geoff, I would have also accepted the attic above us!
When not do a "pass the pig" off since Flora can't be a contestant on the Japanese gameshow. Of course I am sure Papa has a few "Yo Mamas" filed somewhere.
what about the barn???? with the rats & snakes
I was hoping Geoff would translate what these guys were saying, or what prizes they COULD win...
it better be with it.
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